1. When you pull into the parking lot and it’s already full.

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Here we go…

2. When a customer tells you the item was half off and you know it’s not.

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Do I look like entertained?

3. When the manager says to just do the discount.

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4. When a customer stands at an empty register expecting you to move.

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The light isn’t on, sir. Also, it’s empty.

5. When you ask them if they need a bag and they say no, then proceed to get a bag.

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Maybe they didn’t hear me, right? Right?

6. When you ask them how they’re doing and they don’t say anything.

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Cool, I’ll just talk to myself.

7. When you see the coast is clear so you can go take a break, then a rush of people walk up to the register all at once.

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Was this coup planned?

8. When they say “You look bored! Let’s put you to work!”

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I’ve only heard that, like, fifty times today, thank you.

9. When they ask you to check the back for more of a specific item after you said the display was the only one left.

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10. When you turn your register light off but they keep showing up.

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Let me go home! I’ve been here nine hours!

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